Fable

"Awe Man, sucks for you.   Bet you wish you were nicer to me.  Karma's a bitch." "Please help me," he lion begged.  "Nope," replied the mouse.


I wear dresses everywhere and enjoy dancing for no reason. I don't know why, but I'm not afraid of you.   It's just my way of saying, I love you.


I wish I had feet and not a tail.  You would think I was way hotter if I had real feet.  It sucks that I traded my voice for feet and now you don't know who I am.  It's also kinda embarrassing that I hang out with a fish and a crab all the time. 


Quit your working, I wanna play music and have fun.  We must work or we will die. 


I just wanna go to the ball and flirt with this really cute guy.  Then loose one of my shoe and  have him search for me.  Then we will meet and make out and ride away on his horse.  Ahhhhh, the perfect day.


This is so awkward, you don't look like my grandmother.  Although this is weird, I really feel like I should have figured out that you weren't Grandma before you started to try to eat me.


I have this cake that makes me taller and shorter, want some?  Com'on.  You should do it.


Dude, this hurts down here.  Please stop laying on me.  This is dumb, how did I even get down here?  Why do all these girls keep laying on me.  You are squishing me and casing is starting to break, all the mushy stuff is going to come out of me.  That's so embarrassing.


Why am I sitting on her finger?  People kill birds... what makes her so special?  She could go crazy and try and kill me at any moment.  Plus I think it's kinda unnatural for wild animals to sit on humans.


Cinderella
That awkward moment:
When your dress for the ball is made by a bunch of mice.
When this lady appears and starts singing and makes you a carriage out of a pumpkin to go to the ball.
When your shoes are made of glass and you aren't worried about being cut by them.
When you get to the ball and start dancing with the hottest guy there, but don't actually talk to him and he doesn't ask you your name.
When you hear the clock strike midnight and have to run away.
When your clothes and carriage change back, but your shoes don't.
When you loose your shoe and the prince finds it.
When your stepmother locks you in your room. 
When your step sister cuts off her toe to fit in the shoe. 
When the prince drops the shoe and it breaks and you have the extra one.
When you are forced by societal norms to ride side saddle in a dress on the back of a white horse into the sunset.
Being a Princess would suck.